Suburban Illinois

I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar!”

Kinky is using a feather Perverted is using the whole chicken”

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!”

All I need is some peace and quiet If I got a piece I’d be quiet!”

DADDY FARTED And We Can’t Get Out!”

Lord Help Me to Be The Person That My Pimp Tells Me to Be”

Do you want to be a Ho? Contact driver for details…”

PRACTICE SAFE SEX GO FUCK YOURSELF

Discourage Inbreeding BAN COUNTRY MUSIC

ZERO TO NAKED IN 6.2 BEERS!”

Can I test drive your vulva?”

Who’s Your Daddy?”

I ♥ HOOTERS

If you don’t believe in oral sex keep your mouth shut”

Help! I farted and can’t roll down my windows!”

I’M NOT IMMATURE you stinky butt poo poo head”

2 Replies to “Suburban Illinois”

  1. Jay says:

    i’ve never been more ashamed to have grown up here

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