Suburban Illinois

“I’m as con­fu­sed as a baby in a topless bar!”

“Kinky is using a feather Per­ver­ted is using the whole chicken”

“Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!”

“All I need is some peace and quiet If I got a piece I’d be quiet!”

“DADDY FARTED And We Can’t Get Out!”

“Lord Help Me to Be The Per­son That My Pimp Tells Me to Be”

“Do you want to be a Ho? Con­tact dri­ver for details…”

“PRACTICE SAFE SEX GO FUCK YOURSELF”

“Dis­cou­rage Inbree­ding BAN COUNTRY MUSIC”

“ZERO TO NAKED IN 6.2 BEERS!”

“Can I test drive your vulva?”

“Who’s Your Daddy?”

“I ♥ HOOTERS”

“If you don’t believe in oral sex keep your mouth shut”

“Help! I far­ted and can’t roll down my windows!”

“I’M NOT IMMATURE you stinky butt poo poo head”