Boing Boing Sucks

35 Responses · August 15, 2006

I’m start­ing to really resent Boing Boing for tak­ing up so much space in my aggre­ga­tor. I kept it there begrudg­ingly, for the dwin­dling hand­ful of inter­est­ing posts that I’d prob­a­bly hear about else­where any­way. But for every inter­est­ing post, there are ten totally bor­ing posts about DRM, ten totally bor­ing posts about Dis­ney, ten totally bor­ing posts about a use­less toy, and ten totally bor­ing posts about how to turn your lawn­mower into, I don’t know, a GPS lawn­mower or some­thing. Not to men­tion their smug self-absorption, and their inabil­ity to sep­a­rate enter­tain­ment from pol­i­tics. As an exam­ple of the lat­ter, this recent post describes an anti-Bush Robin Williams movie as “look[ing] like a hell of a movie.” In fact, the movie looks shitty, but because it lam­basts pol­i­tics, it is her­alded by Boing Boing.

And now I’m reminded of the time dur­ing the World Cup that they said this:

I don’t even know what the FIFA World Cup is. I’m guess­ing it’s soc­cer, which I hate just as much as any other pro sport. Every edi­tor at Boing Boing detests pro­fes­sional sports, and we would sooner stream a video of a crum­pled up paper nap­kin in the cor­ner of a room than show some jack­asses run­ning after a ball. The only time we would ever post any­thing about pro-sports would be to make fun of them.

Are you so self-righteous that you think we care about how much you hate sports, while at the same time you wor­ship all things Dis­ney fer chrissake?

And why do you force your read­ers to use Google to search your site, yield­ing unor­ga­nized heaps of results? And why do you force your read­ers to blog about you in Technorati-registered blogs in order to “com­ment” on your posts?

I’ve had enough, I’ll just have to get by with­out that weekly inter­est­ing post about a glow­ing fish or something.

I should have known I’m not alone.

I hear where this is com­ing from. I dis­agree that the DRM/GPS stuff is bor­ing, but Dis­ney sucks (I can’t under­stand why they can’t see that, and some­times I fan­ta­size that they’re just a bunch of cor­po­rate pup­pets), and you’re right on about the politics…

Chris · 1 Jul 2008

its 2009 and boing­bo­ing still sucks.

wwiiggss · 26 Jun 2009

LOL

Jay · 26 Jun 2009

Yeah screw u boing

BoingKillaNigga · 18 Oct 2009

Stu­pid cracka bitch. He dont get dis.

BoingKillaNigga · 18 Oct 2009

boing­bo­ing removed my com­ment even though it was not offen­sive or obscene in any way. they removed it because it pointed out how stu­pid their con­test was.
fuck them. cor­po­rate whores.

monkeyboy77 · 22 Oct 2009

i checked and it wasn’t just my com­ment that got removed:
here is my coment:
monkeyboy77 | Octo­ber 22, 2009 1:13 AM | Reply
I agree with Sir­Wom­pus. The Altoids flash­light is in no way wor­thy of any award.
Him win­ning the con­test shows they weren’t very good at get­ting peo­ple to enter their contest.

A flash­light? Seri­ously? a flash­light?
Come on now, they have to be kick­ing them­selves for not hav­ing enough real sub­mis­sions and hav­ing to give an award to a kid for mak­ing a flashlight.

Take a look at the other win­ners to get an idea of why they had to give an award (7th place) for a flash­light.
http://digitalopen.org/

A quick search shows that mak­ing a flash­light is expected from 4th graders. (9 and 10 year olds)
http://books.nap.edu/openbook.php?record_id=4966&page=68
(search the page for “flash­light”)
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and here is another com­ment after mine that they removed:

Author Pro­file Page Zoopy­Funk | Octo­ber 22, 2009 7:48 AM |

This com­ment will self-destruct in …

To quote the dis­claimer text just above the com­ment box…“Please don’t cuss or harass other commenters!”

Its now clear who that applies to, and who it doesn’t.

To cel­e­brate my last com­ment evar on BB (due to Xeni’s calous com­ment above, just can’t take the BBBull­shit treat­ment of free speech any­more) I must warn you all, you just can’t speak your mind. A few of you are in dan­ger­ous waters, and should expect a harsh rep­ri­mand, at the very least! You just can’t express your feel­ings. Don’t you all get it? Its glow­ing com­pli­ments only, people!

I and a great num­ber of my compatriots)(and, btw, we were all long time read­ers, some from the zine era) had quite a brew ha ha last night to dis­cuss some­thing that has been both­er­ing us for some time. The environment/atmosphere here has just become something…well…unwonderful(you all noticed that BB no longer claims to be “a direc­tory of won­der­ful things’, because it insults its most loyal viewers.

Its just far far too easy to take our clicks elsewhere.

Seacrest out.

monkeyboy77 · 22 Oct 2009

Hey mon­key­boy — in an unfor­tu­nate bit of irony, your last com­ment was marked as spam by Akismet! AUTOMATTIC IS NEXT.

Good to know BB still sucks in 2009, I love that this 3-year-old blog post is the go-to place for peo­ple who have some beef with them.

Although they have every right to delete all the com­ments they want, I don’t think any­body can deny that it’s just plain lame.

Jay · 23 Oct 2009

it’s 2009 and they still suck. BB Newbs like me don’t even know what the site was like when it was good (was it ever?). These days they are just re-blogging shit I saw on other sites 4 days ago. And that Xeni whore is just obnoxious.

squid · 17 Nov 2009

I stopped read­ing BB about a year ago due to all of the above PLUS all of the recent sex­ism spilling off their pages. I read BB every morn­ing for years, then every month or two, and now, basi­cally, not at all.

I really miss the old BB. What, there’s noth­ing else won­der­ful under the sun any­more? I don’t believe it for a second.

SueBee · 22 Nov 2009

Yep. Still sucks. It’s a pity because boing used to be great(a long time ago). Now it’s just:
1. girls with ukeleles(or some other recent fetish)
2.crap that gets posted because it fits with the pol­i­tics of the author. If Glenn Beck was pro-creative com­mons boing would post how fan­tas­tic his ideas are.
3. arti­cles about how fan­tas­tic x or y prod­uct is, because they obvi­ously get a reduc­tion if they write a pos­i­tive article.

anonymouse · 25 Nov 2009

2010 and the Suck con­tin­ues (for a lit­tle while) .….

BlingBlink · 22 Jan 2010

2010 and boing­bo­ing sucks still. We need to make sure these asses go broke.

Kenenth · 11 Mar 2010

Where to start with BB. I get tired of the we’re so cool don’t you want to be like us atti­tude. We’re anti-establishment but we’ll have Amex ads. We’ll cen­sor com­ments but we’re free speech. We’ll write crap books like World’s Worst but we’ll expose ripoffs from oth­ers. Most of their arti­cles are just links to oth­ers with some com­ments and you get paid for this? Who cares what can be sol­dered to what. I mean how many nor­mal peo­ple have the skills for this? Shilling prod­ucts. Sheesh hypocrisy mixed with narcissism.

Mortal · 29 Mar 2010

BB was a great site back in the early days, lots of orig­i­nal con­tent. Now­days it seems to be more watered down with con­tent and with more ads. Plus, admins seem to not explain why they found someone’s post offen­sive. Yet, they allow sex­ist posts and obvi­ous troll posts.

Fuck BB and their ad-whoring atti­tude to their community.

Anon · 30 Apr 2010

I think the main prob­lem for BB is com­pe­ti­tion. All the hip­ster mar­ket­ing douch­bag­gi­ness aside, their site used to actu­ally have orig­i­nal con­tent. Now it’s pretty much like read­ing a news­pa­per — shit that was already on a hand­ful of the major aggre­ga­tors 2–3 days ago.

And Xeni … good lord .… please, just make it stop.

Wanderer · 14 Jul 2010

I stum­bled across this after my com­ment on BB was deleted. Thanks, I thought it was just me. BB blows.

Jab · 9 Oct 2010

It’s 2011, and Boing Boing still sucks. It’s actu­ally worse. It’s a bunch of wannabe geeks, whose edi­tors can’t/won’t use any­thing other than Apple prod­ucts, because it’s not “hip­ster”. I hope they keep on believ­ing that, because I’d kill myself if Xeni Mon­roe and her ilk fig­ured out that Apple is as main­stream as it gets.

ZoingZoing · 23 Jan 2011

It’s 2011 and Boing­bo­ing still sucks. If they stuck to what they know and cut some of the kitschy crap, it’d be worth read­ing. When­ever they try and step across their bound­aries it’s a joke. They can’t take any crit­i­cism either, based on their com­ment removal policy.

Nic · 1 Apr 2011

Also, Cory Doc­torow is a ter­ri­ble writer. He needs to look up the word hyperbole.

Nic · 1 Apr 2011

Don’t write any­thing against Julian Assagne or his bene­fac­tor for­mer sol­dier Bradley Man­ning in BB, you may risk get­ting banned.

J · 2 Apr 2011

Cory IS BB. As is the gra­tu­itous use of the word “hack­ing!” As is the self-righteous “Mod­er­a­tor” with grandiose, super-duper-sophistimicated Greek sound­ing names, with a polit­i­cal agenda to grind and edit out con­flict­ing views under the guise of “x did not con­tribute to the dis­cus­sion [properly].”

Antinimity · 22 May 2011

Fic­ti­tious “blog strat­egy” meet­ing for BB:

Mark: Hey Cory, dude, can you kind of lighten up on the Dis­ney and DRM posts?
Mark: I’m get­ting a lot email com­plaints about this, it’s clog­ging up my inbox…
Cory: What are you try­ing to say?
Cory: Do you know how many hits I pro­duce for you and “your” web­site?
Cory: Just in case you didn’t know, I am Cana­dian, and I live in the UK, and I am a world renowned Author, pub­lished [some num­ber] of books, trans­lated into 40 dif­fer­ent lan­guages. I am also a hacker.
Cory: I get top fees speak­ing at SciFi and other con­ven­tions.
Cory: What have you done lately Mark? And why do keep that guy that always posts stuff about nobody cares about or that chick/dude that always writes about trans­gen­der issues?
Cory: Explain that to me Mark.
Cory: That’s right…the silence is deaf­en­ing. You can­not sur­vive with­out me, my writ­ing, my speak­ing engage­ments, my hack­tivism, my DRM the­ses, and my love for Dis­ney. You need me Mark.

TL;DR · 4 Jul 2011

Ha!

Jay · 7 Jul 2011

its 2011 and boing­bo­ing still sucks.

bhghjghj · 8 Aug 2011

I over­head Cory say once that repeal­ing DRM can save the world economy.

Cawry Dr. O · 24 Nov 2011

I recently read a Maker arti­cle on how to build a DRM-free, open source, lego-bacon-Disney themed motor­cy­cle made out of trans­gen­der dil­dos where 25% of pro­ceeds sup­port Julian Assagne’s legal fund and the Arab spring.

Cawry Dr. O · 24 Nov 2011

I for­got to men­tion you can hack and remix it and com­pro­mise the secu­rity system’s DRM and weak crypto so it can play Rick Ast­ley with a Cthultu-zombie theme

Cawry Dr. O · 29 Nov 2011

Yep, it sucks.

Melvin M. · 31 Jan 2012

Can’t stand that antinious/moderator guy

Bjm Bgr · 27 Mar 2012

It is 2012, and boing­bo­ing still sucks.

I can’t believe they cen­sor any com­ments that are the least bit crit­i­cal of their site or their deci­sion to post — And they’re sup­pos­edly cham­pi­ons of a free and open internet?

i’ve been a reader for years, but f*** those hypocrites.

DKE · 25 May 2012

BB sucks ass. Hypocrisy at it’s finest.

bub · 20 Nov 2012

It’s almost 2013 and boing­bo­ing still sucks.

Tony · 24 Dec 2012

“And that Xeni whore is just obnoxious.”

SQUID, if you left that com­ment on Boing Boing (assum­ing that grouch Anti­nous didn’t delete it after giv­ing you a defen­sive smack-down), we all know it would lead to an intel­lec­tual piss­ing con­test by a bunch of blowhards who love wet their pants at the slight­est oppor­tu­nity to throw out an accu­sa­tion of “MYSOGINY!!” and .

Not that I advo­cate call­ing any­one a whore, but still.

intellectual pissing contests, wee! · 17 Jan 2013

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